Ask The Dodo anything - he wont judge you!

“It's like an FAQs page but way cooler!.”

" This is not a course.
It’s working affiliate infrastructure."

Your store is live the moment you join

Clockwork Berserk gives you a fully operational, AI-powered affiliate storefront the moment you sign up — no setup, no waiting, and no technical work.

You get a personalised product search page tailored to your niche, connected to all approved merchants in your category, with commission-ready links so you can start sharing and earning straight away.

Whether you’re building a serious business or just testing the waters as a weekend warrior, you get the same powerful tools, the same access, and the same fair pricing — no tiers, no upgrades, no hidden limits.

Your own live AI storefront, personalised to your niche and hosted for you
Full access to every approved merchant in your category
Commission-ready product links so you can earn from day one
Daily AI-written content and product ideas, sent to you to share or repurpose
Automatic category-matched styling so your storefront fits your audience
One simple plan — no tiers, no upgrades, no hidden limits
You keep your affiliate commissions — we never take a cut

Ladies Fashion - Live Search

Vivienne Eastwood

Curated women’s fashion — powered by Clockwork Berserk

Ask about styles, collections, sizing, or similar designers

Beauty - Live Search

Luminelle

Calm, curated beauty & self-care — powered by Clockwork Berserk

Ask about skincare, makeup, haircare, or clean beauty brands